Trillions In Debt - THE FIX

The DEBT problem can be solved in 5 years.

Move the US capitol to Alaska and start drilling for oil and chopping down trees. (What politician would want to live there year round unless he really was a do-gooder)?

If you spill a drop of oil or cut the wrong tree you get a felony and so does your CEO, Chairman of the Board and all Board Members. Also, all corporate dividends go towards paying for the ecological loss for three years … so don’t screw up.

Use 1% of the trees to build a decent fence along our Mexican border. Legalize Mexicans already here if they learn the Pledge of Allegiance in English, deport the rest.

Use 1% of the oil money to get water pipelines to central California and pay a decent wage to farm workers and start growing crops.

Only allow state banks and outlaw “futures” speculation.

Unionize everyone in America, maybe call them Americans.

You get paid when you work, if you need a social program join a church but you must attend (one of your choice).

Limit political advertising, campaigning and elections to three months and do away with absentee ballots, except for overseas military.

Tax everything not made in America by 25% and give the revenue to teacher’s salaries.

Juvenile crime and misdemeanor court cases must be resolved in 10 days, Felonies in 90 days and capital crimes in six months. All trials have to be jury trials, settle or face people for your crime. An execution must be carried out within a year from sentence. Criminals must work 60 hrs/wk and pay 50% of their own costs to keep them there. They can make the license plates like old times, close the DMV’s and do registrations on the internet with police or EMT’s verifying ID numbers.

Taxes: Real Estate .005%/year. Sales Tax 5% on US made items – 25% on the rest (none on food). Graduated Federal Tax 5%, 10%, 15%, 20% and tops at 25%, you keep the rest but everyone pays something and same for States at 1%, 3%, 5%, 7%, 10%.

Now all this is going to cause about 1.4 million in non-essential state and federal workers to be out of jobs but we will need farmers, oil drillers, lumberjacks and hopefully a ton of manufacturing workers and real estate agents as people are working and buying homes …

Oh yea the housing market is automatically solved in this equation.

Any new money printed has to be backed by Gold, Oil Reserves or Food Reserves and we must have a balanced budget on time or the President, House & Senate Leaders are fired immediately.

So if you got this far, you know some of this is tongue-in-cheek. But ya get the idea I hope.

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